Miscellaneous, Funny Jokes
Miscellaneous
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| 1 | Politically correct seasons greetings - POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? - Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 4 | Why did the punk cross the road? - Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
203 | |
| 5 | This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent... - This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
183 | |
| 6 | If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
184 | |
| 7 | A dilemma - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? - What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
176 | |
| 9 | How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | What occurs twice in a lifetime... - What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | a dyslexic man walks into a... - a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Christmas flavor - Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | The blank tape - Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? - What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck....Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | How do you make a hot dog stand? - How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Palindromes - More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
335 | |
| 17 | What's sillier - John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John :...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | My twenty cents - Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | I received a letter from my bank the other day... - I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Why did the skeleton burp? - Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....Read the whole joke |
156 | |
| 21 | How do I know anything really exists? - How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard....Read the whole joke |
197 | |
| 22 | A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid... - A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke |
167 | |
| 23 | A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women... - A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke |
178 | |
| 24 | I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked... - I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | The man walked past the armored car and hears... - The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? - What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | What to do - Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Miscellaneous
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| 1 | What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 689 |  |
| 3 | What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 445 |  |
| 4 | If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 369 |  |
| 5 | Ru-Ru - Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 346 | |