Miscellaneous, Funny Jokes
Miscellaneous
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| 1 | The Speed of Time by Age - The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...Read the whole joke |
100 |  |
| 2 | Temperatures and What They Mean - Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimmi...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 3 | A widow was feeling rather lonely... - A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companio...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 4 | Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip... - Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were l...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 5 | You know you are in a small town... - You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 6 | Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood - Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young per...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 7 | This guy was driving down the highway... - This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 8 | Preparation for Parenthood - Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecora...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 9 | Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder - Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visi...Read the whole joke |
120 | |
| 10 | The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas - he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed m...Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 11 | Bloke is drinking at a pub... - Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to ...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 12 | Notice - NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices. You ma...Read the whole joke |
219 | |
| 13 | Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody - Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, ...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 14 | Names to Use in Prank Calls - Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection ...Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 15 | Before you criticize someone... - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 16 | Changing of the English Language - Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the Euro...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 17 | Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower... - Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 18 | A young peasant girl of fourteen... - A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss ...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 19 | Not raising hogs - My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the government ...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 20 | A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts - A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, t...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 21 | If... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
330 | |
| 22 | The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hi...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 23 | Towards and Away - One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 24 | Daylight Savings Time Reform - Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 25 | The Diet - The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass s...Read the whole joke |
181 | |
| 26 | Bad Jokes - Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Miscellaneous
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| 1 | What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 876 | |
| 2 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 764 |  |
| 3 | What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 487 |  |
| 4 | If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 385 |  |
| 5 | Ru-Ru - Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 356 | |