Mixed Jokes, Funny Jokes

Mixed Jokes, Funny Jokes

Mixed Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Drinking fault finder - \|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; ...Read the whole joke	232
2	The skier's dictionary - \|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a Eu...Read the whole joke	203
3	Miscellaneous terms - \|Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke	202
4	Evaluating progress - \|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Act...Read the whole joke	182
5	Evaluation comments - \|Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke	217
6	Mother's dictionary - \|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...Read the whole joke	208
7	Woman's translations - \|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke	180
8	A man's translations - \|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke	204
9	The guide for all men - \|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...Read the whole joke	204
10	Guide for all women - \|A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke	218
11	Woman's instructions - \|THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because t...Read the whole joke	185
12	Hick computer terms - \|Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood...Read the whole joke	190
13	A woman's dictionary - \|Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	192
14	Medical terminology - \|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke	180
15	Emotional extremes - \|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establi...Read the whole joke	191
16	Ugly person illness - \|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doc...Read the whole joke	200

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Drinking fault finder - \|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	232
2	Guide for all women - \|A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	218
3	Evaluation comments - \|Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	217
4	Mother's dictionary - \|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	208
5	The guide for all men - \|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	204