Aviation Jokes, Funny Jokes

Aviation Jokes, Funny Jokes

Aviation Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Flying without a parachute - \|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke	109
2	There are lawyers on the flight - \|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke	96
3	Trouble with plane engines - \|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke	97
4	Results of damage testing - \|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke	105
5	The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - \|1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke	98
6	There's a parrot on the plane - \|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke	77
7	There was a place crash in Poland - \|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke	97
8	What was the problem before? - \|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke	95
9	What just happened here? - \|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke	91
10	Those raccoons are not luggage - \|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke	110
11	An engineer and a programmer - \|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke	93

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	A plane flying in the 1930s - \|In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	249
2	Story of my friend - \|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	246
3	Teaching the child - \|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	235
4	Half off these tickets - \|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	222
5	Scary organization - \|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke	Aviation Jokes	222