Ouch Jokes, Funny Jokes

Ouch Jokes, Funny Jokes

Ouch Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke	105
2	Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke	126
3	The blind date had not been all that great and... - The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke	94
4	Good fortune - A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke	126
5	Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke	98
6	Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke	105
7	A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke	94
8	Condom Modelling Rejection - Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke	109
9	This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke	125
10	The definition of a phallic symbol - This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke	112
11	A young girl sees her father in the shower... - A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke	104

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	404
2	A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	344
3	Little Mermaid - Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	294
4	A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	277
5	Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke	Ouch Jokes	274