Police Jokes, Funny Jokes
Police Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
226 |  |
| 2 | Red fire fighter - |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
200 | |
| 3 | A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
235 | |
| 4 | Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
175 | |
| 5 | What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
227 | |
| 6 | Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 7 | F.B.I. phone logs - |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
210 | |
| 8 | Outrageous lying - |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
200 | |
| 9 | Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
207 | |
| 10 | Why the big fight? - |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
190 | |
| 11 | Go to save my friend - |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
209 | |
| 12 | All the strange names - |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
194 | |
| 13 | Rob the supermarket - |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
208 | |
| 14 | Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
216 | |
| 15 | Try to explain yourself - |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
188 | |
| 16 | Reading the scripture - |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
190 | |
| 17 | Crying about his life - |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
224 | |
| 18 | I'm going to a lecture - |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...Read the whole joke |
183 | |
| 19 | K9 is for assistance - |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 20 | Dealing with trouble - |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
196 | |
| 21 | Problem with a dog - |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke |
190 | |
| 22 | Police are in a chase - |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 23 | An FBI investigation - |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke |
200 | |
| 24 | Inspecting the truck - |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke |
175 | |
| 25 | Telephone accident - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 26 | A blonde detective - |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 27 | Stupid blonde driver - |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
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Popular Police Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 235 | |
| 2 | What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 227 | |
| 3 | Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 226 | |
| 4 | Crying about his life - |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 224 | |
| 5 | Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 216 | |