Police Jokes, Funny Jokes
Police Jokes
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| 1 | Touring Washington - |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...Read the whole joke |
100 |  |
| 2 | Do you have a bias? - |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...Read the whole joke |
118 | |
| 3 | Lawyers are greedy - |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 4 | Thankful he's drunk - |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 5 | Obey the speed limit - |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 6 | The animal's warning - |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 7 | Blonde avoiding trees - |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 8 | Trust a fellow officer - |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 9 | Identify the problem - |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke |
73 | |
| 10 | Explaining his claim - |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 11 | Stopping the hillbilly - |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 12 | Pictures from police - |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 13 | Stuck under a bridge - |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke |
134 | |
| 14 | Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 15 | You're back again? - |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke |
112 | |
| 16 | How to charge them - |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 17 | Please describe him - |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 18 | Police officer's foods - |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 19 | Caught for speeding - |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 20 | Holmes investigation - |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 21 | New Miranda rights - |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
116 | |
| 22 | I have lost my father - |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
112 | |
| 23 | Where are you from? - |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 24 | Some police quotes - |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 25 | Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 26 | Stealing from a store - |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 27 | He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
110 | |
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Popular Police Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 236 | |
| 2 | What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 227 | |
| 3 | Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 227 | |
| 4 | Crying about his life - |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 224 | |
| 5 | Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 216 | |