Police Jokes, Funny Jokes

Police Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Wife helps out the cop - \|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...Read the whole joke	91
2	New person in prison - \|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...Read the whole joke	73
3	Partner takes vacation - \|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He ...Read the whole joke	82
4	Dealing with criminals - \|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...Read the whole joke	91
5	Looking into their eyes - \|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man...Read the whole joke	101
6	Swerve to avoid a box - \|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. ...Read the whole joke	96
7	Don't say this to a cop - \|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless yo...Read the whole joke	75

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1	A missing person - \|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	236
2	Disorderly conduct - \|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	228
3	What is the future - \|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	227
4	Crying about his life - \|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	224
5	Stop the drunk driver - \|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke	Police Jokes	216