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#	Title	Hits
1	Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig - One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his...Read the whole joke	230
2	Osama Bin Laden joke - Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush......Read the whole joke	213
3	Chief wants beer! - An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in...Read the whole joke	212
4	New Ruling - The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmassea...Read the whole joke	272
5	Lying Politicians - A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the...Read the whole joke	217
6	140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...Read the whole joke	189
7	Stupid Funny Quotes - "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow ast...Read the whole joke	189
8	Weapons of Mass Destruction - A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know...Read the whole joke	221
9	I want to become a politician - I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've...Read the whole joke	255
10	Jesus's Ethnicity - Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ...Read the whole joke	205
11	The 10 Commandments in Ebonics - 1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don...Read the whole joke	188
12	Clinton and the Beer Cans - Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know....Read the whole joke	208
13	What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s - Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool....Read the whole joke	222
14	Genie and the Taliban - Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They c...Read the whole joke	204
15	Things Found Only In America - 1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America.....Read the whole joke	186
16	Bush's Tragedy - One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet th...Read the whole joke	219
17	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... - 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinne...Read the whole joke	181
18	Family Jewels - Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and...Read the whole joke	203
19	Hillary and Bill at baseball game - Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. ...Read the whole joke	220
20	Abortion Bill - Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...Read the whole joke	209
21	George W - College Days - George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas...Read the whole joke	194
22	Campaign Slogans for George W - 1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 ...Read the whole joke	193
23	George W. Bush at a press conference - A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be...Read the whole joke	185
24	Taliban Tank - How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke	251
25	Russian War College - At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke	188
26	Iraqi tv-guide - Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBe...Read the whole joke	171
27	Made in Canada - President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" ...Read the whole joke	209

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	New Ruling - The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmassea...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	272
2	I want to become a politician - I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	255
3	Taliban Tank - How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	251
4	Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig - One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	230
5	What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s - Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool....Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	222

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