Redneck Jokes, Funny Jokes
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Redneck Jokes
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| 1 | You might be a redneck if...deer head - Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | You might be a redneck if...car color - The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | You might be a redneck if...mama - Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss he...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 4 | You might be a redneck if...sideburns - You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister....Read the whole joke |
559 | |
| 5 | You might be a redneck if...cars - Less than half the cars you own run....Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 6 | You might be a redneck if...prom - Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center....Read the whole joke |
220 | |
| 7 | You might be a redneck if...ID - Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle....Read the whole joke |
204 | |
| 8 | You might be a redneck if...car race - You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 9 | You might be a redneck if...jeans - You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them....Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | You might be a redneck if...goal - Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand....Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | You might be a redneck if...beer - You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment....Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 12 | You might be a redneck if... possum - There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home....Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 13 | You might be a redneck if... christman - You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....Read the whole joke |
223 | |
| 14 | You might be a redneck if... reunion - The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut....Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 15 | You might be a redneck if... highschool - Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department....Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | You might be a redneck if... bowling - You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley....Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | You might be a redneck if... girlfriend - You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass....Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | You might be a redneck if... shirts - You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off....Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | You might be a redneck if... meat - You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre....Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | You might be a redneck if... in bed - You've ever used lard in bed....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | You might be a redneck if... rich relative - Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Star bangled banner - You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | House explosion - You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Redneck centerpeice - You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Still in the family - You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Redneck house - You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Redneck's last words - What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Redneck Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | You might be a redneck if...sideburns - You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister....Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes | 559 | |
| 2 | You might be a redneck if... highschool - Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department....Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes | 233 | |
| 3 | You might be a redneck if... christman - You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes | 223 | |
| 4 | You might be a redneck if...prom - Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center....Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes | 220 | |
| 5 | You might be a redneck if...car color - The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."...Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes | 214 | |