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1	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	375
2	God made a man and then rested... - God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...Read the whole joke	193
3	What should you say if he asks you Am I your first? - What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...Read the whole joke	209
4	Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis... - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...Read the whole joke	205
5	Mother-in-law burial - Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ...Read the whole joke	217
6	Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu... - Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...Read the whole joke	179
7	A story with a moral - While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...Read the whole joke	224
8	What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? - What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke	214
9	I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband... - I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...Read the whole joke	235
10	Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife... - Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...Read the whole joke	230
11	Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke	210
12	A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke	211
13	Difficult shot - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke	183
14	In comparision - Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke	232
15	Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke	218
16	Devil herself - A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke	186
17	Bad news - A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke	241
18	Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke	197
19	Nothing but the truth - A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke	230
20	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	407
21	Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke	196
22	Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke	187
23	Prescription - This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke	247
24	A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke	194
25	Indicator - A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke	222
26	Divorce decision - "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke	208
27	On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke	218

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	277
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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