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1	A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day... - A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...Read the whole joke	87
2	A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to... - A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke	78
3	What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes? - What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....Read the whole joke	83
4	A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise... - A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...Read the whole joke	83
5	A man and wife entered a... - A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...Read the whole joke	76
6	John receives a phone call... - John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...Read the whole joke	97
7	A fair offer - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke	84
8	Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game... - Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...Read the whole joke	82
9	Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra... - Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...Read the whole joke	93
10	What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke	91
11	She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke	135
12	Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent. - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...Read the whole joke	83
13	The last request - Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke	81
14	A farmer and his girlfriend... - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...Read the whole joke	81
15	Small World - Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...Read the whole joke	165
16	Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives... - Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you kno...Read the whole joke	79
17	Suffering - A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about...Read the whole joke	194
18	A young couple were married and celebrated their first night... - A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke	241
19	The room was full of pregnant ladies... - The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke	82
20	What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? - What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....Read the whole joke	98
21	A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office... - A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...Read the whole joke	83
22	I got home from work last night... - I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...Read the whole joke	86
23	One more thing like that - "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke	86
24	She: Do you think of me when... - She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke	79
25	Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting... - Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...Read the whole joke	76
26	A young couple gets married, and the groom... - A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...Read the whole joke	64
27	The three stages of sex in marriage. - The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke	104

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1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	278
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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