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#	Title	Hits
1	I went out with my girlfriend... - I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...Read the whole joke	86
2	A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married... - A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...Read the whole joke	97
3	Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to... - Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...Read the whole joke	94
4	A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins... - A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...Read the whole joke	97
5	What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...Read the whole joke	71
6	Opposites attract - "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W...Read the whole joke	113
7	A wife was berating her husband... - A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast ...Read the whole joke	95
8	After the party, as the couple was driving home... - After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...Read the whole joke	79
9	A farmer walked into an attorney office... - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...Read the whole joke	77
10	A bum asks a man for $2... - A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke	77
11	Two men are discussing their lives... - Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...Read the whole joke	87
12	A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts... - A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...Read the whole joke	74
13	Being hurt - A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husban...Read the whole joke	142
14	A little kid comes running into the backyard... - A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke	71
15	A technical bastard - A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to...Read the whole joke	81
16	A husband and wife were in their back yard... - A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...Read the whole joke	80
17	A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife... - A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke	84
18	Where am I, Cathy? - Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...Read the whole joke	85
19	A bad habit - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke	156
20	The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month... - The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and exp...Read the whole joke	86
21	Let him dig - An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confr...Read the whole joke	115
22	A caring husband - A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke	110
23	Controlling your spouse - There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke	79
24	A kind of sport - A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he...Read the whole joke	82
25	A new statue for the bedroom - A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...Read the whole joke	85
26	Pack your bags honey!.. - This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She sa...Read the whole joke	95
27	A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat... - A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "Th...Read the whole joke	89

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	278
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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