Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Why do women have smaller feet than men? - Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....Read the whole joke |
75 |  |
| 2 | Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 3 | Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love - Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafte...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 4 | On their first night to be together... - On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 5 | Drilling is mine! - Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at on...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 6 | How to be a Good Wife - How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 7 | Three different kinds of sex - Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 8 | Life is cruel - What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for w...Read the whole joke |
140 | |
| 9 | Three guys were sitting in a bar talking... - Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
| 10 | This man got his prescription for Viagra... - This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 11 | A henpecked husband... - A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 12 | Saving up for 60 years - The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 13 | I was out with one of my best drinking buddies... - I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and the...Read the whole joke |
70 | |
| 14 | You know the honeymoon is pretty much over... - You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 15 | Love stronger than death - The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 16 | A recent study showed... - A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 17 | Who exactly are we kidding? - But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 18 | The American in Hong Kong... - The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 19 | One of two reasons - I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 20 | Nothing changed - On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 21 | Why is it better?.. - Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 22 | Inseparable - We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took f...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 23 | Say anything - Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I...Read the whole joke |
121 | |
| 24 | On their honeymoon night... - On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 25 | Exercing control - There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their w...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 26 | It is all in the money - A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 27 | Going further - A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dall...Read the whole joke |
101 | |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 407 | |
| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 375 | |
| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 278 | |
| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 275 | |
| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
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