Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Two guys were discussing popular family trends... - Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Wise men never marry... - Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke |
172 | |
| 3 | Merry...ied talk - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke |
111 | |
| 4 | Bad habits - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke |
182 | |
| 5 | What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant... - What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 6 | Men are from earth... - Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 7 | Any married man should forget his mistakes... - Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 8 | A man went to the police station wishing to speak... - A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 9 | Marriage counseling - A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 10 | New son-in-law - A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke |
165 | |
| 11 | Why do you live like a NUN after you get married? - Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 12 | What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 13 | She changed me - "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...Read the whole joke |
134 | |
| 14 | An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife... - An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doin...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 15 | Was your wife a virgin when you married? - "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 16 | A man took his wife to the doctors... - A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 17 | Six stages of married life - Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Tr...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 18 | A change of style - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 19 | Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing - Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...Read the whole joke |
69 | |
| 20 | A well laid out plan - "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 21 | A chinese detective - A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 22 | What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend? - What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 23 | Olympic condoms - A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 24 | When is premature ejaculation a serious problem? - When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 25 | The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new... - The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 26 | A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks... - A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 27 | What a Woman Really Needs - A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 407 | |
| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 375 | |
| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 278 | |
| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 275 | |
| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 271 | |