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#	Title	Hits
1	The young wife was in tears when she opened the door... - The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobb...Read the whole joke	80
2	The room was full of pregnant women and their partners... - The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The inst...Read the whole joke	87
3	Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was... - Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...Read the whole joke	96
4	Is there a doctor in the house? - A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" ...Read the whole joke	85
5	An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... - An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...Read the whole joke	74
6	Slight confusion - One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house aro...Read the whole joke	118
7	Safe sex - A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man starts talking about...Read the whole joke	91
8	A hundred dollars - A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at ...Read the whole joke	77
9	For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake... - For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting ol...Read the whole joke	92
10	A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office... - A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...Read the whole joke	76
11	These two guys go to a whorehouse... - These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."...Read the whole joke	94
12	A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar... - A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...Read the whole joke	91
13	For their 25th wedding anniversary... - For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...Read the whole joke	123
14	A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... - A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, ...Read the whole joke	72
15	Men are like fine wine... - Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...Read the whole joke	103
16	A couple have not been getting along for years... - A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke	94
17	What is the difference between men and women? - What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...Read the whole joke	92
18	HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED - HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings...Read the whole joke	85
19	How to dump a guy - Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Ri...Read the whole joke	81
20	How does a man know when his wife is losing interest? - How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door...Read the whole joke	83
21	On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door... - On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h...Read the whole joke	87
22	A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and... - A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...Read the whole joke	92
23	A guy was trying to console a friend... - A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, ...Read the whole joke	76
24	A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man... - A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, ...Read the whole joke	103
25	If women don't fool around, and men do... - If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?...Read the whole joke	100
26	My wife and I are into S & M... - My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard...Read the whole joke	75
27	A family was having dinner on Mother's Day... - A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke	79

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	278
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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