Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Will the father be present during the birth? - "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Conversation over dinner - Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Polygamy and... - A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Foreplay - After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Hair on my chest - A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The da...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Old farmer Johnson was dying... - Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | A girl runs home to her mother crying... - A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child... - A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Generous woman - "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? - How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband... - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Punctuation marks - An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car... - One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion... - Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. T...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream... - A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | A couple came upon a wishing well... - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Do clever men make good husbands? - NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | A wife went in to see a therapist and said... - A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Married life is very frustrating... - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he... - This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Could you please pass... - The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... - A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | My wife converted me to religion... - Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed... - One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 375 | |
| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 275 | |
| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
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