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Relationships Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke	103
2	The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake... - The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke	85
3	Gift tombstones - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke	105
4	The couple was dining out when the wife noticed... - The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke	88
5	I had it all - A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...Read the whole joke	80
6	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	278
7	Who am I? - Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...Read the whole joke	170
8	A sad mourner - A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...Read the whole joke	100
9	A guy from weather bureau - Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke	88
10	A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke	92
11	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	271
12	A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke	81
13	So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... - Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke	89
14	Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called... - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke	87
15	Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today... - Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke	102
16	The wall clock - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke	93
17	The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman... - The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke	74
18	The most evil thing - "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke	99
19	A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke	111
20	A woman and her lover are on the bed... - A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...Read the whole joke	86
21	Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side... - Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke	75
22	You're not going to believe this! - A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...Read the whole joke	77
23	I used to not get on with my mother-in-law... - I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...Read the whole joke	91
24	Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? - Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....Read the whole joke	90
25	Fulfilling a promise - A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...Read the whole joke	109
26	What was the first thing your husband said to you... - Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke	96
27	Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town... - Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...Read the whole joke	101

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	278
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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