Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob... - On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke |
92 |  |
| 2 | Miles Dobson was away from home on business... - Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 3 | My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday... - My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 4 | This fellow dies and goes to heaven... - This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 5 | A cure for atheism - A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 6 | Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than... - Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 7 | It's a sin - "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...Read the whole joke |
163 | |
| 8 | A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... - A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 9 | The young immigrant couple had just left the... - The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 10 | Daddy, where did I come from? - "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 11 | A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 12 | A bloke came home and found his missus in bed... - A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 13 | Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet... - Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 14 | A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says... - A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 15 | John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling... - John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 16 | Three acurate guesses - One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 17 | The angry wife met her husband at the door... - The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 18 | A man answers the phone and has the following... - A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 19 | What did I do? - "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke |
153 | |
| 20 | Two mates are having a chat over a beer... - Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 21 | Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says... - Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 22 | A man was complaining to a friend... - A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 23 | Barry took a girl out on her first date... - Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 24 | How about a bridal? - "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 25 | When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and... - When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
| 26 | Got something - "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 27 | How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
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