Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? - Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 3 | Brand new - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
232 | |
| 4 | On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks... - On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 5 | A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
65 | |
| 6 | My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting... - My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 7 | Just like my wife - A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 8 | Perfectly healthy - "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 10 | Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 11 | Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day... - Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 12 | Where are my pyjamas? - A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Harry and his wife are driving in the country... - Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Watch out! - A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | After the fall in Garden of Eden... - After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen... - Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 17 | Groundhog Day - "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 18 | Job well done - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 19 | I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months... - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 20 | Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago... - Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 21 | The local courtroom was packed as testimony began... - The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 22 | A horrible curse - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 23 | A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 24 | Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks... - Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 25 | A regular Friday night poker game... - A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 26 | It was their first date... - It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 27 | Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo... - Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
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