Relationships Jokes, Funny Jokes
Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | A promise to keep - "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS - AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman... - A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American... - A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Breakfast was my idea - It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game... - A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb... - An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | What is the penalty for bigamy? - Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | if at first you dont succeed... - if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... - A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice... - Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Twenty men die and go to heaven... - Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | A chicken and an egg are lying in bed... - A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession... - An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? - Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI - Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News V - Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV - Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News III - Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News II - Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Good News, Bad News, Worse News - Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | A couple married forty years were revisiting the... - A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see... - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Staring down from the bench to announce the terms... - Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Relationships Jokes
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| 1 | Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 407 | |
| 2 | Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 375 | |
| 3 | No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 278 | |
| 4 | Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 275 | |
| 5 | Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 271 |
