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Relationships Jokes

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1 A promise to keep
- "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke
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2 AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
- AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...Read the whole joke
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3 A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
- A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke
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4 A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke
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5 Breakfast was my idea
- It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...Read the whole joke
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6 A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...Read the whole joke
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7 An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
- An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...Read the whole joke
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8 What is the penalty for bigamy?
- Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke
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9 if at first you dont succeed...
- if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...Read the whole joke
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10 A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
- A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke
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11 Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
- Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke
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12 Twenty men die and go to heaven...
- Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...Read the whole joke
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13 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke
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14 What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke
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15 An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
- An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...Read the whole joke
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16 Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
- Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want...Read the whole joke
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17 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...Read the whole joke
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18 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...Read the whole joke
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19 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...Read the whole joke
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20 Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...Read the whole joke
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21 Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...Read the whole joke
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22 Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...Read the whole joke
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23 Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...Read the whole joke
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24 Good News, Bad News, Worse News
- Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...Read the whole joke
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25 A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke
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26 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke
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27 Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
- Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Flies
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke
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2 Age difference
- What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke
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3 No change
- Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke
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4 Have to
- A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke
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5 Paralyzed
- A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke
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