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1	Guess what? - Guess what? You're pregnant!...Read the whole joke	168
2	The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris... - The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...Read the whole joke	88
3	The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment... - The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...Read the whole joke	123
4	A rural Frenchman was on trial... - A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...Read the whole joke	98
5	Two wives were airing their troubles... - Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...Read the whole joke	104
6	Are you going to take her? - Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke	101
7	A man called the undertaker one afternoon... - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke	101
8	The young playboy took a blind date to an... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...Read the whole joke	79
9	A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right... - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke	72
10	Golf lessons - A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke	124
11	On their wedding night the husband was so self... - On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke	79
12	Do you know why single women cannot fart? - Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke	78
13	There was this boy in high school that was what you would call... - There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...Read the whole joke	79
14	Science alert - Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman....Read the whole joke	106
15	Why did God create man first? - Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke	82
16	A pregnant woman is about to give birth... - A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke	72
17	I married Miss Right... - I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....Read the whole joke	93
18	If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you... - If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...Read the whole joke	95
19	So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite... - So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite ...Read the whole joke	77
20	What dreams mean - After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...Read the whole joke	80
21	Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... - Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...Read the whole joke	88
22	A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises... - A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...Read the whole joke	78
23	Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children... - Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of c...Read the whole joke	87
24	A man calls his family doctor... - A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...Read the whole joke	87
25	Is this really your third marriage? - Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke	93
26	Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? - Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....Read the whole joke	119
27	On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having... - On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke	83

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	407
2	Age difference - What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	375
3	No change - Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	278
4	Have to - A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	275
5	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships Jokes	271

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