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1	A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke	314
2	A school teacher injured his back and had to wear... - A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...Read the whole joke	111
3	What is the difference between a hockey game... - What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...Read the whole joke	119
4	A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students... - A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w...Read the whole joke	95
5	Expands up to six times its size - Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t...Read the whole joke	122
6	A unit in sex education was about to begin... - A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...Read the whole joke	101
7	Mrs. Prussy - The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu...Read the whole joke	140
8	How does physics save lives? - One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...Read the whole joke	101
9	Little Johnny was in his math's class one day... - Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t...Read the whole joke	105
10	A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure... - A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people...Read the whole joke	102
11	New University Promos - New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av...Read the whole joke	94
12	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	322
13	Dad, can you write in the dark? - SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your...Read the whole joke	113
14	Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye... - Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...Read the whole joke	97
15	College Dorm - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke	130
16	Should you have any questions during the exam... - Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause enoughblood to...Read the whole joke	98
17	MD Qs and As - What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...Read the whole joke	112
18	When asked for her occupation... - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher....Read the whole joke	98
19	The price decides everything - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "T...Read the whole joke	118
20	Nature of Hell - A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one ques...Read the whole joke	110
21	The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants - The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Cour...Read the whole joke	105
22	Teaching - Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this parti...Read the whole joke	139
23	Disprove this! - A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke	112
24	SAT score decay - SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the...Read the whole joke	111
25	How to write a paper - How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ...Read the whole joke	102
26	In-class Assignment for Wednesday - This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------...Read the whole joke	114
27	Special High Intensity Teaching - Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality...Read the whole joke	104

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	322
2	A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	314
3	Mrs. Prussy - The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	140
4	Teaching - Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this parti...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	139
5	College Dorm - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke	School Jokes	130

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