Science Jokes, Funny Jokes
Science Jokes
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| 1 | Two condoms walk past a gay bar... - Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke |
111 |  |
| 2 | How do you know if a lesbian is butch? - How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 3 | Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to... - Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 4 | What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? - What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 5 | What does it mean when two lesbians make love? - Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 6 | What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil? - What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 7 | How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar? - How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 8 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
408 | |
| 9 | A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room... - A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposin...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 10 | These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for... - These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You k...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 11 | Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? - Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 12 | Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon... - Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 13 | A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian.... - A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam r...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 14 | What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? - Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...Read the whole joke |
117 | |
| 15 | Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population? - Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 16 | The first time in the gay bar - A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest custo...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 17 | Two homosexuals were talking when... - Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 18 | A worried patient went to his psychiatrist... - A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing,...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 19 | Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay... - Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 20 | What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? - What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....Read the whole joke |
106 | |
| 21 | What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag? - Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 22 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
258 | |
| 23 | How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb? - How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Roo...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 24 | Two fags were walking down the street and... - Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 25 | What's a famous saying at a gay bar? - What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 26 | How can you tell if your college roomate is gay? - How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 27 | What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs? - What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke |
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Popular Science Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 408 | |
| 2 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 258 |  |
| 3 | What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? - Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 117 | |
| 4 | Two condoms walk past a gay bar... - Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 111 | |
| 5 | Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon... - Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 107 | |