Science Jokes, Funny Jokes
Science Jokes
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| 1 | DOUBLE VODKA - DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." ...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking... - Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who i...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Coming out - A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 4 | First illegal, then legal, then... - A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Gay banter - More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | If you cloned Henry IV... - If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm... - What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | An academic problem - An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | If a tree falls in the forest, and there's... - If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | If for every rule there is an exception... - If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Marine biology researchers have developed a new method... - "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Three engineering students were gathered together... - Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Handy guide to modern science - Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Buffalo analogy - A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | How do you embarrass an archeologist? - Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | The Three Laws of Thermodynamics - The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | New scientific theories VI - New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 18 | New scientific theories V - New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | New scientific thoeries IV - New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | New scientific theories III - New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | New scientific theories II - New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | New scientific theories I - New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... - scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin... - Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Technical Night Before Christmas - Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the a...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Save the Yeasts - Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKE...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels - A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hew...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Science Jokes
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| 1 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Two condoms walk past a gay bar... - Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Coming out - A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar? - How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke |
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