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1 If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
- If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Is There a Santa Claus?
- Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromt...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Night Before Christmas
- Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...Read the whole joke		 124 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 English is a Crazy Language
- English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy la...Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
- Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric ...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
- Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 page...Read the whole joke		 102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Safest Way to Drive
- Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghab...Read the whole joke		 86 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
- Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colo...Read the whole joke		 97 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 What's the definition of AIDS?
- What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke		 Science Jokes 747 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke		 Science Jokes 364 Rating:1 | Voted:1
3 Two condoms walk past a gay bar...
- Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke		 Science Jokes 235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Coming out
- A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke		 Science Jokes 214 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
- How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....Read the whole joke		 Science Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0