Situations, Funny Jokes
Situations
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
77 |  |
| 2 | An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... - An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 3 | A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
70 | |
| 4 | A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 5 | Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 6 | Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 7 | A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
171 | |
| 8 | A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 9 | During WW II an American soldier... - During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 10 | Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 11 | A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 12 | How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 13 | 37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 14 | The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 15 | Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
120 | |
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Popular Situations
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop... - In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 434 | |
| 2 | Card games - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 378 | |
| 3 | A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 376 | |
| 4 | Ass-corked - Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 313 | |
| 5 | Great roof - A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 297 | |