Stats/Math Jokes, Funny Jokes

Stats/Math Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Three is equal to four - \|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reo...Read the whole joke	105
2	Numbers equal zero - \|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2 - b^2 = ab - ...Read the whole joke	88
3	Equal positive integers - \|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive intege...Read the whole joke	105

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1	Dollars equal cents - \|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2=...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	286
2	Purchasing the shoes - \|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	258
3	Risk of plane bombs - \|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	243
4	The math one-liners - \|Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity - inf...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	240
5	Statistical one-liners - \|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	231