Blonde Jokes, Funny Jokes


Blonde Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 One wish to each
- |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Make it off the island
- |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke		 110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 You've got mail
- |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke		 106 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Your kid has been kidnapped
- |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desper...Read the whole joke		 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Don't give us a bad name
- |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Do you realize what I am?
- |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Did you hear about the blond?
- |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke		 83 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Guess who knows the state capitals?
- |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke		 83 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 I'm going ice fishing!
- |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Question and answer blonde jokes
- |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and ...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Blonde Sky Divers
- |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Rowing Your Boat
- |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke		 79 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 I Want to Buy That
- |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke		 73 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 did you hear about...
- Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who...Read the whole joke		 86 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 ice fishing
- A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gi...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 boat troubles
- During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p...Read the whole joke		 134 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 cant stop with the q and a's
- Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 blonde and the puzzle
- A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure,"...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Odd jobs
- A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to ...Read the whole joke		 162 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 last requests
- Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two gua...Read the whole joke		 109 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 even more blonde q and a's
- Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 blonde swimming
- There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous e...Read the whole joke		 79 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 lots some more blonde q & a's
- Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the b...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 some more blonde q & a's
- Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alon...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke		 Blonde Jokes 342 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 I Want Some Milk
- |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke		 Blonde Jokes 268 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke		 Blonde Jokes 248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Question and answer blond jokes
- |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke		 Blonde Jokes 248 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Three blonds on death row
- |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke		 Blonde Jokes 247 Rating:0 | Voted:0