Blonde Jokes, Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes, Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	blonde kidnap - A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke	93
2	blonde q and a's - Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she...Read the whole joke	110
3	The three wishes - There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found...Read the whole joke	77
4	blonde and the washing machine - Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,...Read the whole joke	103
5	blonde and the bowling ball - Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in ...Read the whole joke	91
6	Blonde and the Postman - It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we...Read the whole joke	116
7	Blonde and Hairdresser - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke	124
8	Blonde weighs baby - At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The cl...Read the whole joke	89
9	Blonde's medical exam - A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small wait...Read the whole joke	100
10	Blonde's memo to her boss - TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru...Read the whole joke	96
11	Blondes and Turtles - What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...Read the whole joke	103
12	Blond Alligator Shoes - Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke	105
13	Blonde and screen door - What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What ...Read the whole joke	99
14	Ventriloquist - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkans...Read the whole joke	113
15	Blonde and The Coke Machine - This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...Read the whole joke	87
16	pillsbury dough boy - what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast in...Read the whole joke	191

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Buying a New Farm - \|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	342
2	I Want Some Milk - \|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	268
3	Buying drinks at a bar - \|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	248
4	Question and answer blond jokes - \|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	248
5	Three blonds on death row - \|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	247