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1	Good sales strategy - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...Read the whole joke	220
2	The company sergent is briefing the recruits... - The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...Read the whole joke	230
3	A drill instructor at Airborne school was... - A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke	197
4	At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer... - At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke	207
5	A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... - A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...Read the whole joke	209
6	A young soldier was making his first parachute jump... - A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke	209
7	It was the age when knighthood was in flower... - It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a...Read the whole joke	189
8	Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone... - Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...Read the whole joke	198
9	A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India... - A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke	188
10	Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant... - Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ...Read the whole joke	191
11	A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke	174
12	During the Six Day War... - During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow...Read the whole joke	183
13	The general went to the doctor for a physical... - The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard qu...Read the whole joke	195
14	Why did congress enact the Marine Corps? - Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...Read the whole joke	173
15	What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? - Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon...Read the whole joke	188
16	By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke	222
17	As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... - As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke	206
18	Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap? - Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up....Read the whole joke	179
19	What time is it? - On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...Read the whole joke	188
20	Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke	356
21	A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers... - A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke	175
22	During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke	219
23	The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many... - The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...Read the whole joke	158
24	A dog for a wife - It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke	195
25	During an Army war game... - During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke	195
26	The new Ensign was assigned to subs... - The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying ...Read the whole joke	186
27	Following some duty overseas, the officers... - Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ...Read the whole joke	176

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	356
2	The company sergent is briefing the recruits... - The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	230
3	By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	222
4	Good sales strategy - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	220
5	During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	219

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