War Jokes, Funny Jokes

War Jokes, Funny Jokes

War Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks... - The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...Read the whole joke	120
2	Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable... - Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he tu...Read the whole joke	77
3	During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down... - During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...Read the whole joke	107
4	The Army Airborne major was used to harassment... - The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke	105
5	A good idea - Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke	219
6	The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field... - The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...Read the whole joke	71
7	A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral... - A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...Read the whole joke	94
8	From one of Tom Clancy books... - From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (...Read the whole joke	96
9	MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON - MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...Read the whole joke	94
10	A sailor and a marine are taking a piss... - A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke	100
11	There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands... - There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...Read the whole joke	82
12	During the Vietnam war... - During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke	127
13	British Military Officer Fitness Reports - British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....Read the whole joke	128
14	Two men were boasting to each other... - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke	107
15	A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke	174
16	A young, freshly minted lieutenant... - A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke	109

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	366
2	The company sergent is briefing the recruits... - The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	253
3	By definition - A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	230
4	Good sales strategy - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	229
5	During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke	War Jokes	225