Women Jokes, Funny Jokes
Women Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ATM procedures - Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...Read the whole joke |
218 |  |
| 2 | What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? - What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke |
231 | |
| 3 | Space shuttle mission to the Moon - There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in ...Read the whole joke |
202 | |
| 4 | A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing... - A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...Read the whole joke |
208 | |
| 5 | What's the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffnes...Read the whole joke |
255 | |
| 6 | The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothe...Read the whole joke |
246 | |
| 7 | What are the three fastest means of communication? - What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke |
225 | |
| 8 | Life Science Final Exam - The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...Read the whole joke |
203 | |
| 9 | Women's secrets - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke |
248 | |
| 10 | One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound... - One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds....Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 11 | The woman's secret - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke |
201 | |
| 12 | What is the meaning of "sanctity"? - What is the meaning of "sanctity"?It's french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by Darrell...Read the whole joke |
182 | |
| 13 | What's the difference between men and women? - What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!...Read the whole joke |
243 | |
| 14 | What's long and hard and excites a girl... - What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke |
253 | |
| 15 | What would you call a virgin on a water bed? - What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!...Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 16 | Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? - Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!...Read the whole joke |
199 | |
| 17 | How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version) - Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY ...Read the whole joke |
171 | |
| 18 | What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and... - What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evenin...Read the whole joke |
204 | |
| 19 | Some beauty parlors do a great job... - Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he fo...Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 20 | Should I have a baby after 35? - Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough....Read the whole joke |
202 | |
| 21 | Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks... - Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 22 | A woman participating in a survey was asked... - A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 23 | Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman... - Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people ...Read the whole joke |
212 | |
| 24 | How many women with PMS does it take to... - Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 25 | Answering Machine Recording - Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 26 | Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says... - Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people...Read the whole joke |
186 | |
| 27 | What kind of a woman - "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would yo...Read the whole joke |
197 | |
|
|
Popular Women Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 1232 |  |
| 2 | Commercial - Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 293 | |
| 3 | What's the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffnes...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 255 | |
| 4 | What's long and hard and excites a girl... - What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 253 | |
| 5 | Women's secrets - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 248 | |