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#	Title	Hits
1	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	292
2	Breast Awareness - Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe...Read the whole joke	214
3	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	217
4	Mistakes - Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes....Read the whole joke	291
5	likable - I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i ...Read the whole joke	365
6	10 things men know - 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits...Read the whole joke	202
7	Why did the woman cross the road? - Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!...Read the whole joke	222
8	Bad drivers. - Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....Read the whole joke	272
9	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke	205
10	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke	185
11	Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR ...Read the whole joke	171
12	Tight Skirt - One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived,...Read the whole joke	234
13	The Pharmacist - Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by ...Read the whole joke	194
14	She-Devil - There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one nigh...Read the whole joke	337
15	Ed Zachary Disease - A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. S...Read the whole joke	202
16	3 women went out drinking - 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day...Read the whole joke	186
17	Marriage and Cheating - Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....Read the whole joke	195
18	womens monthly pain - Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken....Read the whole joke	213
19	dishwasher breaks down - What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!...Read the whole joke	283
20	8 things women won't say - 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather ju...Read the whole joke	213
21	I haven't spoken in months - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke	178
22	Woman saying something smart - How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A ma...Read the whole joke	231
23	women and small feet - Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....Read the whole joke	240
24	picking up a woman in a laundromat - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a w...Read the whole joke	215
25	New scientific element: WOMAN - Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally rou...Read the whole joke	229
26	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...Read the whole joke	214
27	Rights - George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights...Read the whole joke	351

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	likable - I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	365
2	Rights - George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	351
3	She-Devil - There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one nigh...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	337
4	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	292
5	Mistakes - Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes....Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	291

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