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Yo Mama Jokes

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1 yo mama's teeth
- yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke
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2 Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
- Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke
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3 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
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4 yo mamma is so ugly... onion
- Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke
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5 yo mamma so fat
- Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!...Read the whole joke
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6 Yo mamma so fat... elevater
- Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down....Read the whole joke
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7 your mama is so fat
- Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping....Read the whole joke
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8 Yo mama is so fat.....website
- Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....Read the whole joke
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9 yo mama so stupid.. . refund
- Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!...Read the whole joke
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10 yo mama so stupid.. juice
- Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...Read the whole joke
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11 yo mama is so fat... restaurant
- Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....Read the whole joke
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12 yo mama is so fat.. lost
- Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...Read the whole joke
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13 yo mama is so fat.. shovel
- Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke
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14 Yo mama in an elevator
- Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down....Read the whole joke
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15 Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....Read the whole joke
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16 yo mama is so fat.. neck
- Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....Read the whole joke
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17 yo mama is so fat... driveway
- Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....Read the whole joke
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18 yo mama so fat.. drivers license
- Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke
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19 yo mama so fat.. cereal
- Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke
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20 yo mama so fat.. disease
- Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y...Read the whole joke
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21 yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke
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22 yo mama so fat.. cereal..
- Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish....Read the whole joke
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23 yo mama so old... tits
- Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke
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24 yo mama so ugly... blind..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry....Read the whole joke
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25 yo mama so stupid
- Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....Read the whole joke
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26 Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke
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27 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 1045 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 yo mama's teeth
- yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 261 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
- Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 246 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 236 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 yo mama so old... tits
- Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke
Yo Mama Jokes 218 Rating:0 | Voted:0