Sex Jokes, Funny Jokes
Sex Jokes
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| 1 | An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
385 |  |
| 2 | A question for Bill Clinton - A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
294 | |
| 3 | What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke |
206 | |
| 4 | Alcohol as a substitute for a woman - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
288 | |
| 5 | What's the purpose of a bellybutton? - What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke |
299 | |
| 6 | Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays... - Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke |
267 | |
| 7 | What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke |
234 | |
| 8 | Definition of bad lover - Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt th...Read the whole joke |
256 | |
| 9 | A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm - A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke |
218 | |
| 10 | Elderly romance - There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...Read the whole joke |
225 | |
| 11 | Social Security Sex - Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke |
247 | |
| 12 | What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
374 | |
| 13 | What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of... - What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke |
215 | |
| 14 | Course of action - One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke |
221 | |
| 15 | Bra sizes - Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke |
332 | |
| 16 | It just kills my appetite - A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...Read the whole joke |
224 | |
| 17 | Appropriate punishment - Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke |
206 | |
| 18 | Mysterious picture - After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he not...Read the whole joke |
228 | |
| 19 | A husband and wife were out playing golf... - A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke |
213 | |
| 20 | What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass? - What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 21 | Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire... - The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke |
207 | |
| 22 | The right rhythm - On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
220 | |
| 23 | What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? - What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke |
248 | |
| 24 | What is the Australian for foreplay? - What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke |
246 | |
| 25 | There was a young girl called Anna... - There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she ...Read the whole joke |
218 | |
| 26 | Why is sex like money in the bank? - Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke |
243 | |
| 27 | Why is pubic hair curly? - Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke |
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Popular Sex Jokes
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| 1 | A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" - What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Condom - Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and s...Read the whole joke |
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