Sex Jokes, Funny Jokes
Sex Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry... - At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke |
88 |  |
| 2 | The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate... - The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 3 | Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork... - Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 4 | How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? - How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
108 | |
| 5 | Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70? - Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke |
105 | |
| 6 | What is a yankee? - What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke |
124 | |
| 7 | What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? - What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs....Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 8 | What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? - What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucke...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 9 | Which of the following does not belong? - Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 10 | How do you get Visual Aids? - How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 11 | How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke |
106 | |
| 12 | Why do bankers make great lovers? - Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke |
110 | |
| 13 | Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach... - Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 14 | A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... - A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 15 | The guy considered himself lucky to have been able... - The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. H...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 16 | A man is driving down the freeway... - A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 17 | The wife of an older man is distraught... - The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 18 | The new hooker had just finished her first trick... - The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 19 | What do you call foreplay in Alabama? - What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 20 | A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding... - A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 21 | Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? - Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one ...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
| 22 | What is green and eats nuts? - What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 23 | The aged patient doddered into... - The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 24 | How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny? - How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke |
132 | |
| 25 | What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom... - What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma'...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 26 | Forgot to pedal - I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 27 | Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said... - Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think yo...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
|
|
Popular Sex Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 2193 |  |
| 2 | What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" - What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 540 | |
| 3 | An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 417 | |
| 4 | What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 401 | |
| 5 | Bra sizes - Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 366 | |