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Blonds Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
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2 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...
- An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke
296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
- Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight....Read the whole joke
201 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
- Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....Read the whole joke
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5 Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke
215 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
- What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....Read the whole joke
174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
- Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wi...Read the whole joke
202 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
- Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke
187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...
- Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or th...Read the whole joke
235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 No exit
- An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying h...Read the whole joke
235 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blo...Read the whole joke
178 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
- What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....Read the whole joke
193 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
- Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....Read the whole joke
192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets we...Read the whole joke
195 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Buying A Bull
- Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...Read the whole joke
174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 The Video Rental
- A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke
251 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Lost In The Snow
- A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke
239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...
- A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she ...Read the whole joke
184 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Two Tourists
- Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke
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20 She was so blond...
- She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center....Read the whole joke
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21 A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...
- A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break...Read the whole joke
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22 Moon Mission
- Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...Read the whole joke
179 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...
- A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...Read the whole joke
177 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
- What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of mo...Read the whole joke
215 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
- Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....Read the whole joke
173 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
- How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke
169 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
- What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke
200 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...
- An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The Video Rental
- A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 251 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 245 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Lost In The Snow
- A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 239 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 51 DAYS
- 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 238 Rating:0 | Voted:0