Blonds Jokes, Funny Jokes
Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | How do you break a blonde's nose? - How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist... - A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | What do you call a blonde in the freezer? - What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 4 | What is the smartest blonde? - What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke |
126 | |
| 5 | Did you hear about the new paint on the market? - Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | What have a blonde and a computer got in common? - What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 7 | I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory... - I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't a...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Without a horn - Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 9 | Commiting suicide - A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet? - What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 11 | Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark... - Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was scream...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 12 | There was a blonde and a brunette in a car... - There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 13 | A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | What do you get when a blond stands on here head? - Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails... - So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 16 | A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt... - A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption cen...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being... - A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them... - Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the ot...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 19 | A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman... - A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress... - Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 21 | Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock... - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 22 | This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub... - This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 23 | What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? - What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 24 | Clean restrooms - On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then... - Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 26 | What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? - What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm... - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | The Video Rental - A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 246 | |
| 4 | 51 DAYS - 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Lost In The Snow - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke |
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