Blonds Jokes, Funny Jokes
Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? - Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? - Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? - Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC? - Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland... - Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | A drunken blonde goes into a bar... - A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? - How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Why do brunettes take the pill? - And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | What does a blonde say after sex? - What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys....Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito? - Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | A visual joke - (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke ...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car... - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? - Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | How can you tell a blonde has been working on the... - Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | A blonde came running home to her mother... - A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? - What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand... - A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to re...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | What does a blond and a turtle have in common? - What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Have you ever read Shakespeare? - One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | A blonde went to the appliance store sale... - A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Why was the female blonde confused... - Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try... - A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | How long? - This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? - How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? - Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Why don't blondes use vibrators? - (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | How do you know a blond has been using your computer? - How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | The Video Rental - A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | 51 DAYS - 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Lost In The Snow - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke |
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