Blonds Jokes, Funny Jokes


Blonds Jokes

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1 A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...
- A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in th...Read the whole joke
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2 What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
- What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank....Read the whole joke
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3 What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
- What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke
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4 What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't d...Read the whole joke
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5 What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
- What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill....Read the whole joke
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6 How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
- How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it....Read the whole joke
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7 Fly, baby, fly!
- A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...Read the whole joke
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8 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...
- A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...Read the whole joke
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9 What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
- What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....Read the whole joke
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10 WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...Read the whole joke
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11 What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
- What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...Read the whole joke
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12 Two blondes were walking through the woods...
- Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These...Read the whole joke
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13 Two blondes were walking down the street...
- Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...Read the whole joke
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14 Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...
- Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get o...Read the whole joke
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15 What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
- What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...Read the whole joke
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16 There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...
- There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was h...Read the whole joke
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17 Counting cars
- A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...Read the whole joke
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18 Judi was bored with driving her BMW...
- Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in th...Read the whole joke
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19 What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
- What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...Read the whole joke
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20 There are three 3rd Grade girls...
- There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....Read the whole joke
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21 A blond walks into a bar...
- A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...Read the whole joke
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22 What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
- What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...Read the whole joke
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23 What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
- What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke
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24 A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...
- A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunc...Read the whole joke
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25 What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
- What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...Read the whole joke
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26 Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
- Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...Read the whole joke
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27 How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
- Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...Read the whole joke
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1 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...
- An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke
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2 The Video Rental
- A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke
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3 Blonde on blonde
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke
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4 51 DAYS
- 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke
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5 Lost In The Snow
- A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke
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