Blonds Jokes, Funny Jokes
Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | What is a blonde mating call? - What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Why are blonde jokes so short? - Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Why could not the blond pass her drivers test? - Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...Read the whole joke |
146 | |
| 4 | A blonde goes for a job interview... - A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So,...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? - How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | How do you keep a blond(e) busy? - Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Why do blondes use so much shampoo? - Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? - Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....Read the whole joke |
119 | |
| 9 | Three blondes were driving down the highway trying... - Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...Read the whole joke |
110 | |
| 10 | How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer? - How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 11 | What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? - What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and... - One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button? - Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | How do you drownd a blonde? - How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? - Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month? - Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | How do you confuse a blonde? #2 - How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | How do you change a blondes mind #2? - How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer....Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | How do you change a blondes mind? - How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz? - How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | What do a moped and a blonde have in common? - What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 23 | Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam? - Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 24 | What do you call a blonde lesbian? - What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke |
112 | |
| 25 | Why do blondes drive BMWs? - Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 26 | Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito? - Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory? - Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | The Video Rental - A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 251 | |
| 3 | Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 246 | |
| 4 | 51 DAYS - 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 239 | |
| 5 | Lost In The Snow - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 239 | |