Blonds Jokes, Funny Jokes
Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves? - How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle? - How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? - What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | How do you confuse a blond? - How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | A blonde decides to try horseback riding... - A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | A peculiar birthday card - This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | I was shopping at our local supermarket... - I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 8 | A business man got on an elevator in a building... - A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly... - This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 10 | I cannot find a cause for your illness... - "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""I...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 11 | A Blonde... - A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | At the Doctors... - At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Why do blondes like lightning? - Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | What did the blonde say... - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? - What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | A young blonde woman is distraught... - A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | An easy solution - On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? - Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Whats a blondes favorite surgery? - Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical... - A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders? - Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | A blond at a party was telling her friend... - A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | A blonde and a brunette were talking one day... - A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Blondes dumb?!?!? - Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | The complaint letter from Judi - The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes abo...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Blonds Jokes
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| 1 | An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 296 | |
| 2 | The Video Rental - A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 251 | |
| 3 | Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 246 | |
| 4 | 51 DAYS - 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 239 | |
| 5 | Lost In The Snow - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 239 | |