Business Jokes, Funny Jokes
Business Jokes
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| 1 | Where does he work? - |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Economics textbooks - |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Economists in parades - |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troop...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Bad computer viruses - |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of l...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Economics astrology - |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Dinosaurs are talking - |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Half a year to live - |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Catching a criminal - |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Talking on the plane - |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | I have a big problem - |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke |
211 | |
| 11 | Economics ruins life - |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Economist Valentines - |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | An economist's logic - |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Poem about Economics - |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | An economist's speech - |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Question and answer - |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is ...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Why study Economics? - |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Finding accountants - |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Counting some sheep - |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Accountant and farmer - |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Did you pay taxes? - |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Hiring an accountant - |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Businessman is dying - |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Accountant in Heaven - |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Stockbroker at I.R.S. - |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Buying your ticket - |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Business one-liners 01 - |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Business Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why study Economics? - |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 221 | |
| 2 | Economics textbooks - |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 216 | |
| 3 | Economics astrology - |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 212 | |
| 4 | I have a big problem - |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 211 | |
| 5 | Talking on the plane - |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 211 | |