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1 Buy machine factory
- |An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At no...Read the whole joke		 97 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Investment counselor
- |An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept...Read the whole joke		 73 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Daughter in college
- |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daug...Read the whole joke		 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Newest ATM machines
- |"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're ...Read the whole joke		 68 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 I'm at the wrong bank
- |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tel...Read the whole joke		 118 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A walking economy
- |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm...Read the whole joke		 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Bank customer service
- |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and a...Read the whole joke		 99 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Wealthy investors
- |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr....Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Travel in a sailboat
- |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...Read the whole joke		 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Bad Japanese economy
- |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anythi...Read the whole joke		 83 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Paying in advance
- |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver ...Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Fake two dollar bill
- |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ...Read the whole joke		 63 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Main Vice President
- |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Lost in a balloon
- |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks u...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Equation of earnings
- |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 New element was found
- |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke		 64 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Nerds versus jocks
- |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make o...Read the whole joke		 79 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Telemarketers go away
- |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke		 82 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 How you made money
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke		 56 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Repairing the phone
- |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke		 67 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The ten ifs of employment
- |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. ...Read the whole joke		 103 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 A tight travel budget
- |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke		 74 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 The requirements of this job
- |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Who is doing the work around here?
- |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke		 69 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Those who don't know
- |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Japanese management lecture
- |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...Read the whole joke		 95 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Why did he fire you?
- |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied ...Read the whole joke		 77 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Why study Economics?
- |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke		 Business Jokes 221 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Economics textbooks
- |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke		 Business Jokes 216 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Economics astrology
- |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke		 Business Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 I have a big problem
- |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke		 Business Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Talking on the plane
- |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke		 Business Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0