Business Jokes, Funny Jokes
Business Jokes
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| 1 | Keeping a high profile in an office - |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you'r...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 2 | Reasons to stay at work all night - |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrys...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 3 | Reasons to leave work - |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel......Read the whole joke |
110 | |
| 4 | The Procrastinator's creed - |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 5 | The copy machine handout - |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answere...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 6 | Looks bad on resume cover letters - |1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 7 | Bosses versus workers - |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do i...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 8 | The work qualification test - |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied fo...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 9 | The accident report - |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of ...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 10 | The boss tells some jokes - |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of ...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 11 | Stop being late to work - |Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was m...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 12 | Lawyers arrive in Japan - |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 13 | The results of a government study - |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the app...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 14 | The corporate boat race - |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Business Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why study Economics? - |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible h...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 221 | |
| 2 | Economics textbooks - |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 216 | |
| 3 | Economics astrology - |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 213 | |
| 4 | I have a big problem - |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 211 | |
| 5 | Talking on the plane - |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 211 |
